Angler's Mishaps Gifts

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

The Salmon Fisherman

"Only caught one, eh."

The incomplete Angler

Statue fishing.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Fly fishing.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Fishing without a license.

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Making Things Pleasant.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Worm eats the fish.

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'First, let me give you something for the pain.'

'What's your fish finder say?'