Angler's Humor Gifts

Making Things Pleasant.

'Ha! How stupid do they think we are? Like we're really gonna bite a hook to get a measly worm so that we can be reeled up. Pretty pathetic, isn't it, Bill.....Bill?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Fish don't like worms.

The incomplete Angler

The Salmon Fisherman

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"Only caught one, eh."

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

Statue fishing.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Fly fishing.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.