Angler With Humor Gifts

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Fish don't like worms.

The Salmon Fisherman

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

The incomplete Angler

"Only caught one, eh."

Statue fishing.

Fly fishing.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Making Things Pleasant.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.