Angler Humorists Gifts

Angelfish.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Fly Fishing

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fish hunting for men.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Reverse psychology

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'