Angler's Humor Prints

Making Things Pleasant.

'Ha! How stupid do they think we are? Like we're really gonna bite a hook to get a measly worm so that we can be reeled up. Pretty pathetic, isn't it, Bill.....Bill?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

The Salmon Fisherman

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"Only caught one, eh."

Fish don't like worms.

The incomplete Angler

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

Statue fishing.

Fly fishing.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'What's your fish finder say?'

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'