Angler At Heart Gifts

'Oh good morning dear! I was just slipping out to get you an anniversary gift.'

"Is this a keeper, dear?"

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

"Only caught one, eh."

Statue fishing.

'I'm only interested in fillets.'

'Check out the old dude.'

Fly fishing.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

The incomplete Angler

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

The Salmon Fisherman

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

Boy and Man Talking About Fishing.

Man fishing with large bait

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

A Salmon Lie

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"