Angler's Skeptic T-Shirts

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"Only caught one, eh."

The incomplete Angler

The Salmon Fisherman

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

Statue fishing.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Fly fishing.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Making Things Pleasant.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'Oh good morning dear! I was just slipping out to get you an anniversary gift.'

Once he caught his limit, Harry couldn't imagine how his day off work could possibly have got any better.

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

"The virus can live on cardboard! Plus, I miss fishing."