Peaceful Angler Gifts

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He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Ice fisher.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Priest with Christian symbol

"Holy Mackerel!"

'He did it for us.'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

...Once his tackle is among the fish...he can savour the strange thrill of being utterly own.

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

Man Fishing For A Marlin.

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."