Passionate Angler Gifts

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Clam Spearing

Statue fishing.

'He did it for us.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Blue Upright

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

No 2 Hook

'First time fly fishing?'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."