Adventurous Angler Gifts

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

"There's nothing to worry about as long as you stay on those little rocks."

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

No 2 Hook

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Man picks up a bottle out at sea and pulls up a boat.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

'Quick, throw it back.'

"Be quiet, Bernie, you'll scare the fish!"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Statue fishing.

"Fight or flight?"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Cruise to nowhere

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."