Adventure Angler Gifts

"This fishing trip is brought to you by Jack's Lures..."

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Statue fishing.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Man spear fishing in book

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

"One More Swing."

Live Bait.

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

Fishermen complain about new quota.

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

'First time fly fishing?'