Adventure Angler Gifts

"This fishing trip is brought to you by Jack's Lures..."

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

Statue fishing.

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

Man spear fishing in book

"One More Swing."

Live Bait.

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

Fishermen complain about new quota.

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

No 2 Hook

'First time fly fishing?'

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line