Hobby Angler Gifts

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Bored?'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Fish don't like worms.

'Sorry'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

'He did it for us.'

Statue fishing.

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'You were on your fishing trip so long I met someone new and raised a family.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'