Hobby Angler Gifts

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Bored?'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Fish don't like worms.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'He did it for us.'

Statue fishing.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'You were on your fishing trip so long I met someone new and raised a family.'

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'