Recreational Angler Gifts

'Bored?'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

Angler Being Lured To A Hook Baited With Beer

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Only caught one, eh."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"FISH ON"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Statue fishing.

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

The art of fishing.