Recreational Angler Gifts

'Bored?'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

Angler Being Lured To A Hook Baited With Beer

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Sorry'

"Only caught one, eh."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Statue fishing.

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"FISH ON"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'First time spear fishing, Son?'