Armchair Angler Gifts

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Ice fisher.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Fishermen

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Bored?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Clam Spearing

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Statue fishing.

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishing Holes

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment