Edge-of-the-seat Angler Gifts

Ice fisherman fails to notice that he has gone adrift.

Ice fisher.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fisherman

Fishing Camp.

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

A man standing in long grass holding a fishing rod