Roof-top Angler Gifts

Fishermen in Floods

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Bored?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishing Holes

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Man Fishing For A Marlin.

'Unga always wanted to fish from his front porch'

Eskimo ice fishing.

Arctic fishing

You're never going to catch anything that way.'