Roof-top Angler Gifts

Fishermen in Floods

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Bored?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

Eskimo ice fishing.

'Unga always wanted to fish from his front porch'

Man Fishing For A Marlin.

Arctic fishing

You're never going to catch anything that way.'