Cozy Angler Gifts

Indoor Ice Fishing.

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Fishermen

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Camp.

Blue Upright

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Fishing Holes

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'