Casual Angler Gifts

Ice fisher.

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. V

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

"That tire really put up a good fight, didn't it?"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Bored?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Only caught one, eh."

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Statue fishing.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'