Occasional Angler Gifts

Man fishing for sardines.

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Bored?'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Sorry'

Statue fishing.

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Need anything today?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Blue Upright

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment