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Man fishing for sardines.

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Bored?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Clam Spearing

Statue fishing.

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'Need anything today?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Blue Upright

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'