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Clumsy boat man and anchor.

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Sorry'

'First time fly fishing?'

Statue fishing.

Ice fisher.

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Bored?'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

...Once his tackle is among the fish...he can savour the strange thrill of being utterly own.

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"