Novice Angler T-Shirts

Flyfishing for dummies.

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

'First time using a baitcaster?'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Sorry'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Statue fishing.

My First Boat

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Beginner's luck."

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fishing Camp.

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

Boating Supplies. Sale. Ernie, just tell the customers that the prices are very good --- Don't say buying one of these is a "huge oar deal."