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"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Ice fisher.

Flyfishing for dummies.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Bored?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Statue fishing.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fishing Camp.

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."