Beginner Fisher T-Shirts

'I'm just a beginner. I want on rod, one reel, one line, one hook, one.....'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish hunting for men.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Been waiting long?'

The Da Vinci Cod

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"Lap fish..."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"It's my helper trout!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Welcome."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'