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'He lost his licence after 35 years and it's been that long since he's walked anywhere!'

Overjumpers

Good Luck!

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

Mulligan's first mulligan.

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"We’re not on the Upper West Side, and there aren’t any ‘better tables’!"

'I can't believe it... no subway, no taxis, no fast food spots, no busses within a radius of 400 meters... my gosh! I've never made such an intensive nature experience!'

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

'Johnny Wilmot experiences the Grand Canyon'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"Before you run a marathon maybe you should start with 50 yards?" Set acheivable targets.

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."