Nature Newbie T-Shirts

'Johnny Wilmot experiences the Grand Canyon'

"We’re not on the Upper West Side, and there aren’t any ‘better tables’!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'I can't believe it... no subway, no taxis, no fast food spots, no busses within a radius of 400 meters... my gosh! I've never made such an intensive nature experience!'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"Yes, I brought just my phone and charger to our week-long survival trip. What else would I need?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

A large leaf falling on a dog

Romantic Giraffes

"First time pruning?"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Welcome Spring.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Bears catching fish

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).