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"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

Skiing.

"First time pruning?"

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Today we learned to count to one.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Triple whammy."

My First Boat

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Beginner's luck."

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

The not-so-living wall

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'