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"How'd you know I was from New York?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"First time pruning?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Psychobabbling brook.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Roads with a view.

Why giraffes hate winter

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."