Nature’s Newbie Gifts

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"First time pruning?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Psychobabbling brook.

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Why giraffes hate winter

Roads with a view.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"