Novice Nature Explorer Gifts

"How is this such a great place to spot migrating whales? I don't see a thing."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Romantic Giraffes

"First time pruning?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polluted geese

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Welcome Spring.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.