Novice Adventurer Gifts

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First time pruning?"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Would you like some wings?"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Bears going water skiing.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Kids with Fish Balloons

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Breakthrough

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Snowman of the Apes

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.