Novice Adventure Rider Gifts

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Fish or Cut Bait

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Snowman of the Apes

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Bad times to sneeze

JAMES BONDING

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

The next fast train has gone.

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Bumpy Ride

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.