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"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

JAMES BONDING

Bad times to sneeze

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

The next fast train has gone.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Bumpy Ride