Novice Explorer T-Shirts

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

'Been playing horseshoes long?'

'Would you happen to have 'Cocoon making for Dummies'?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"First time pruning?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Happy holidays for kids.

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Baby Scientist

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Mystery of Flight' book flying away from boy reading it.

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Rainbow/Horizon

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'That shows how high the water was. The same thing happens in our bathtub.'