Novice Explorer T-Shirts

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

'Been playing horseshoes long?'

'Would you happen to have 'Cocoon making for Dummies'?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"First time pruning?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Happy holidays for kids.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

New Age Store.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Baby Scientist

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'Mystery of Flight' book flying away from boy reading it.

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Rainbow/Horizon

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'That shows how high the water was. The same thing happens in our bathtub.'

"Admit it, you're lost!"