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Jewish GPS

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"First time pruning?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

My First Boat

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"Beginner's luck."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Tourist Attractions

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Set Sail

SS Superhero