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"Hey, Siri. Remind me why I married a man who couldn’t find his way out of our driveway."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Lost around a military base.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Recalculating!

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Pole Star

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way