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"Looks like we made it."

'Crawl straight for five days, turn left at the traffic signal.'

'Why can't we have an ordinary Sat Nav like everybody else?'

GPS for Poor People

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Lost around a military base.

Department of Nanotechnology

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Pole Star

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."