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Recalculating!

After getting a GPS, Harold constantly felt outnumbered in family arguments.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Are we there yet?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"I am not asking for directions."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Lost around a military base.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Department of Nanotechnology

Recalculating!

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"