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"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Goose checking his GPS.

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'Acquiring Satellite.'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

Second Chance Exit.

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

Google Earth...

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'