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Satellite Santa

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'

'What?!'

Satellite recycling.

Google Earth...

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

My brother's satellite radio is awesome, but he can't drive under any bridges.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'Wretched satellites.' - Atlas

'And this is our RX201 model which transforms easily into a handy BBQ...It is delivered with a complimentary grid and tongs...'

Grave with a satellite dish.

North Korea launched Satellite

"I doubt someone is looking at this island on Google Earth and is watching you wave for help. Besides, that's not how Google Earth works."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Not now, Oliver."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Well, that one got away."

Flying sauces.

'Gravity...Go figure!'