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Man looking at a mausoleum in a cemetery that has been fitted with a satellite antenna

US destroys Dangerous Satellite.

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"As long as you're up there, how about brushing the snow off the satellite dish?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Well, that one got away."

"Not now, Oliver."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Flying sauces.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.