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GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

A day without cable ends badly.

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Satellite Dish

Satellite and an American indian commicate via smoke signals

'Acquiring Satellite.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

Martians spot an Earth UFO

The Great Canadian Novel

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'