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'I can get the latest market news from the New York stock exchange.'

'Do you mind if I read a little before bedtime dear?'

'When did our cable bill get higher than our mortgage?'

"We've made great progress!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Dog in love

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Astronaut love

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

Do something for the environment.

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

Jenga!!!

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Rocket science for beginners.

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

Director: US Space Research.

"What happened?"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Oxygen, hydrogen, carbon. With a combination like that you're bound to get infected.

The REAL reason for the end of the world.