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'Take me to your best repairer of cracks in the fuselage.'

"We've made great progress!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

The Milky Way (Detail)

Astronaut love

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Could you give us a push?'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

China Launches Lunar Rover

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"Not in my name!"

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Director: US Space Research.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"Take me to David Bowie."

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'