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Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'It's a certificate of recognition for my good record of hiring the handicapped.'

Viking raids sprang from the need to keep up with the Johansens!

'Could you give us a push?'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

On the brink.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Pirate

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Did you say psst?.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

Watching Sea Life.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Port outbound, starboard home."