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'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Maybe we should have had a feasibility study for underground parking by the pier.'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'The most expensive thing about his boat is his hat.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

'Keep watching... It will start giving birth any moment now.'

Crinoline Absurdities

'Your wave.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'I've changed my mind - I want to be buried at sea'.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'I didn't expect to find a taxi crab way out here.'

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

"Delivery."

"Nobody reads anymore."

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face

"Sorry, we don't have one for 'tripped'!"

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

'Do I have a water pump? Sure! She's sitting over there!'

"Dogger,German bight,Humber-low,North veering North-West,Light Precipitation..."

Eat or be eaten.

Home Ship Home

King Canute doesn't know when to quit.

The Ka-Ching of the cash register

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

'I think you are taking this Boatswain's mate thing a bit too seriously sailor!'

In the rain, a mermaid walks her fish.

Old sail ship at quay, only mast showing. 'Either the tide's out or that leak's worse'

"Checkmate....I win again, I thought that you Dolphins were supposed to be intelligent!"

Recycling

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"He's the lifeguard during high tide."

"All I'm saying is that wind power isn't all it's cracked up to be."