Sea Lover Gifts

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Maybe we should have had a feasibility study for underground parking by the pier.'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'The most expensive thing about his boat is his hat.'

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

'Keep watching... It will start giving birth any moment now.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'I've changed my mind - I want to be buried at sea'.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

Crinoline Absurdities

'I didn't expect to find a taxi crab way out here.'

'Your wave.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

"Checkmate....I win again, I thought that you Dolphins were supposed to be intelligent!"

In the rain, a mermaid walks her fish.

Recycling

The Ka-Ching of the cash register

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Do I have a water pump? Sure! She's sitting over there!'

"Dogger,German bight,Humber-low,North veering North-West,Light Precipitation..."

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

Eat or be eaten.

"Sorry, we don't have one for 'tripped'!"

'I think you are taking this Boatswain's mate thing a bit too seriously sailor!'

Home Ship Home

King Canute doesn't know when to quit.

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face

"Nobody reads anymore."

"Delivery."

Old sail ship at quay, only mast showing. 'Either the tide's out or that leak's worse'

Women bathing at the seaside

"I'm not sure being tagged and released is something to brag about."

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."