Sea Lovers Gifts

Making the best of it. - man happy that he gets a swim and a shower bath at once

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I really miss the times when good looks and a song were enough to lure seafarers onto the rocks!"

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a burial at sea aft."

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

'Scotch and salt water please.'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

Fishing boat.

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

A scuba diving bride and groom

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"They're so like us."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'I blame global warming!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Shellfie

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

A Preschool of Fish