Sea Lovers Gifts

Making the best of it. - man happy that he gets a swim and a shower bath at once

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I really miss the times when good looks and a song were enough to lure seafarers onto the rocks!"

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a burial at sea aft."

'Scotch and salt water please.'

Fishing boat.

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

A scuba diving bride and groom

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"They're so like us."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'I blame global warming!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf