Ocean Lovers Gifts

"Always an oil spill. Never a vodka spill."

School Crossing.

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

The worms have a beach day

In search of the elusive balloon whale.

'Whoa, hold on a minute! This is way too easy. It's got to be a hoax.'

'My wife gave birth underwater!'

Sea Bass

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'This is a very popular school catchment area.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

A cruise of captains

Seafront Hotel.

"What do you think of the decision to cut down on fish" "Dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb"

'It's a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.'

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

Shark Gossip.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"How can I tell if a girl likes me?"

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"I can't stand those preppy types."

"This could be the start of something big."

"I'm trying to eat more locals."

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"

Sunset

The Climate Change Debate Explained

Oh, no, here comes sad clown fish.

Frankly, I wish our intelligence was compared to another species.