Oceanic Enthusiast Gifts

"Remember to floss after every surfer."

Underwater Toothpick

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"Great...that was another wet summer, just like last year!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Privates Beach"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Turtle Hat

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

How Swordfish Are Born

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Segregated Beach

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Shark with Braces.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'